If you follow me on Facebook, you may (depending on whether your algorithm and my algorithm are friends) seen a post of mine about oddly phallic children’s party foods I stumbled across. The fact that the bloggers posting these things seem completely unawares of what their clever party food products actually look like to the dirty eye frankly astounds me. Examples abound; here are my top 5. I hope you share my amusement. If not, look away now, my friend.
1. Steve’s throbbing sword
This what started it all. It’s a creeper, alright. I am trying to find an example of a Minecraft cake for Big’s upcoming birthday. It will not look like this.
2. A Pecker of Penguins
I think I was impregnated by one of these. Now he’s come back with a friend.
3. Dinga-Dingus A Dora!
4. Mmm, Chocolatey!
You know what they say…
5. A Dog In Heat
I can practically feel it humping my leg.